Dunia Perempuan

Minggu, 26 April 2009

tips

You feel are at the saturation point with your partner? (husband / wife). To enter the relationship that has been a matter of years this could happen, because the habits or routines that occur almost every day is same.Some tips I can share for you, may be able to refresh your relationship back with your partner: 1. Start from yourself .Try to learn to restore the feeling of love like the first time you love him. 2. Try to restore the beautiful memory that you and he had to do with, for example, visited the place - a romantic place and you never visit him, or open the sheet images - photos memories where you feel the beauty of time with him, (such as engagement or wedding photos) without you aware, you will go back into memory and feel the happiness that comes back. 3. Never expect your partner can continue to follow your wishes - again. Masing2 remember that individual differences are with nature and ego. Make a difference in the beauty in your relationships. 4. Try not to pry - an error that bob up and down your partner ever done. Because it will only increase the burden your own. 5. If in your emotions as much as possible to avoid tandem, if you need to go out for the hanger itself. And never dump all the result of a problem to your partner. 6. Try to see your husband / wife face when he/ she sleep. Try to see the calm, the feeling and will see the pair face the real you - straight. Make sure the hearts of your people that he is right for you, that you still love and need them. 7. Sometimes you can give a little surprise to your partner, surprise not only can be provided through a gift or valuable objects. You can invite him a dating , or imply the romantic word to him a time will leave work or to give the touch , a touch of another time with him that you never did before, (do not expect respond.) 8. Net togetherness with romantic situations and communication in any way and as often as possible. I share tips in part based on personal experiences and I try some more simpulkan's story - the story of my relationship. Hopefully useful for you to read it ......

Minggu, 19 April 2009

Seorang pria yang sedang mengadakan perjalanan dengan pesawat terbang tiba-tiba ingin buang air. Akan tetapi setiap kali pergi ke toilet, selalu saja toilet itu ada orang di dalamnya. Seorang pramugari melihat keadaan ini, lalu menganjurkan untuk menggunakan toilet wanita, dengan catatan tidak menekan tombol-tombol yang ada di dekat toilet tersebut.

Ternyata tombol-tombol itu memang ada di dekat tempat tisu, pada tombol-tombol itu tertulis huruf WW, WA, PP, ATR. Karena penasaran, pria tadi tidak mengindahkan pesan dari pramugari dan mencoba untuk menekan tombol-tombol itu.

Dengan hati-hati menekan tombol WW dan seketika air hangat menyemprot pantatnya. "Oh.. rupanya tombol ini berarti Warm Water (air hangat) untuk cebok, wah enak ya perempuan kalau ke toilet," katanya dalam hati.

Karena masih penasaran, lalu mencoba menekan tombol WA, dan seketika bertiuplah udara hangat (Warm Air) untuk mengeringkan pantatnya yang basah. "Tidak heran kalau perempuan betah berlama-lama di dalam toilet dengan pelayanan seperti ini," ungkapnya dalam hati.

Lalu diteruskan menekan tombol PP dengan sangat berhati-hati sambil mengantisipasi kemungkinan yang akan terjadi. Sebuah bantalan bedak (Powder Puff) keluar dari samping lalu membedaki pantatnya yang sudah kering dengan bedak halus. "Man.. this is great.. sangat hebat pelayanan seperti ini," katanya dalam hati.

Kemudian dilanjutkan menekan tombol ATR, namun seketika dirinya tidak sadar dan tahu-tahu bangun dan tersadar di sebuah kamar rumah sakit dengan di tangan telah menempel selang infus. Dengan heran, lalu bertanya kepada perawat yang sedang bertugas.

Sang perawat kemudian menjelaskan, "Ya.. anda pasti sedang menikmati pelayanan di pesawat yang ditujukan untuk wanita. Sampai ketika anda menekan tombol ATR yang artinya adalah Automatic Tampon Removal (Pelepas Pembalut Otomatis) dan buah zakar anda tertarik oleh alat itu".(kapanlagi)